Nebraska Senator Sues GOD

No doubt that title caught your eye, and yes Nebraska state senator Ernie Chambers is suing God saying

“(the)defendant directly and proximately has caused, inter alia, fearsome floods, egregious earthquakes, horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornados, pestilential plagues…”

Now before you get any ideas the senator isn’t suing God because he feels that God needs to be sued, he is filing the suit because he believes that any lawsuit should be filed no matter how frivolous. I personally disagree with that, because I believe that America’s judges should be able to use discernment to decide which suits should actually be filed and which ones deserve for people to be punched in the mouth for stupidity.DavidĀ