Political Joke

There were a group of doctors from China, Britain, Germany and the U.S. gatherd together, and they were talking about their countries medical program. The chinese doctor said “my countries Medicine is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one person put it in another and have them looking for work in 6 weeks. The german doctor said “thats nothing we are so advanced that we can take a lung out of one person put it in another and have them looking for work in 4 weeks” The British doctor interjected “we are so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one man put it in another and have them both looking for work in 2 weeks.”. At this point the American doctor began to speak he said “My country is so advanced that we are about to send a woman with no brain to washington make her president and within a week half the country will be looking for work.” David